Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Favorite Season Six Quotes (So Far)

One of my concerns about the loss of Eric Kripke and some of the writers from past seasons was the potential that Sam and Dean (and everyone else) would lose their flavor. Supernatural's one-liners and exchanges have always been fantastic. (I use "again and again and again and again and again and then one more time" constantly!) I didn't dislike the last season of Gilmore Girls at all, but there was a definite change in tone, and all of the wittiness felt forced rather than greased.

So while I've sometimes thought Dean was being too much of a dick, or that soulless Sam drew too much of what we love away from the show, I've been relieved that the banter and one-liners didn't change! Here are some of my favorite lines from each episode in season 6. So far.

"Exile on Main Street"

Bobby to Ben: Just don't touch the decor, okay? Assume it's all loaded.

"Two and a Half Men"

Dean about the shapeshifter baby: What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

"The Third Man"

Castiel: Sam, Dean, my "people skills" are "rusty." Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

"Weekend at Bobby's"

Bobby: Do I sound like I'm done? Now look, I know you've got issues. God knows, I know. But I got a news flash for you: you ain't the center of the universe. Now, it may have slipped your mind, but Crowley owns my soul, and the meter is running, and I will be damned if I am gonna sit around and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?

"Live Free or Twihard"

Dean: Look at this. He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?

"You Can't Handle the Truth"

Bobby: Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent...You know what else? I get a pedicure once and a while at this nice Vietnamese joint. This one girl, Nhung Phuong, name means "velvet phoenix." Tiny thing, but the grip on her! She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna - ... I never told anyone that. Why am I telling you? Maybe because you're my favorite. Although Sam's a better hunter - lately, anyway. Whoa, whoa, why the hell am I telling you this?

"Family Matters"

Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.

"All Dogs Go to Heaven"

Crime scene tech: What are the feds doing here?
Sam: Oh, we're specialists. They call us in to answer the questions of mouth-breathing dick monkeys.

"Clap Your Hands if You Believe"

Sam: If you want to add glitter to that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whackadoo all over us. We'd rather not step in it.

"Caged Heat"

Samuel: Is this what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.

ties with

Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

"Appointment in Samarra"

Tessa: Just so you know, when people die, they might have questions for you.
Dean: You mean like, "how did Betty White outlast me?"

"Like a Virgin"

Bobby: They're not like the Loch Ness Monster, Dean. Dragons aren't real.
Dean: Could you make a few calls?
Bobby: To who? Hogwarts?


Sam: Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed.

"Mannequin 3: The Reckoning"

Dean: They don't even dissect anything good in there. I mean, bigger than Kermit, they use an iPad.

Your turn! What are some of your favorite lines from this season? Which one is your all-time season 6 favorite? (I gotta go with Bobby telling Dean the truth and much more than the truth. :) ) I have a feeling we might get some even better ones this week, though.


Anonymous said...

What a fun post, Natalie! Loved it and the pics. Can't think of any lines past my migraine, but I appreciated the laughs. :)

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Thanks, Terri! I hope the laughing didn't aggravate your pain. :(