Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tanya’s real-time “Hammer of the Gods” Recap

So here’s how I’m going to do this… I’ll type up my summary during commercial breaks, before I’ve actually seen the end and know how it turns out. (Obviously, spoilers abound.) That way, you get my purest, in-the-moment reaction and can also see whether or not I saw what was coming or was way, way off. (Also, by doing it like this, I still have time to watch Project Runway before I go to bed. Hey, it’s the grand finale—don’t judge me.)

Aaaaaaannnnnnnnd, previously.

After a recap about the Trickster really being Gabriel and The End being, you know, Near, we open on an abandoned motel in Muncie, Indiana where a cop is investigating…something? and I am hoping against hope that this episode won’t really be as gross as I fear. A creepy-polite smiley man in a bowtie appears behind the hapless (and soon to be dead) cop and says, “They’re coming” and explains we all have our parts to play. The cop’s part, apparently, is dinner. (This does not bode well for my hopes.)

Next we see Sam and Dean check in. The hotel has undergone major renovations in the last twenty seconds. (In fact, Sam wonders a few minutes later what a four-star hotel is doing on a no-star highway.) The creepy bowtie guy checks them in and tells them the restaurant has the best pie in the state—he also points out a “shaving nick” on Dean’s neck. Dean happily scarfs down some food, which I fear he and I may both regret. Sam thinks they should be out seeking ways to shut down Lucifer, but Dean points out the storm makes that impossible and they need to be well-rested for the Apocalypse. In the restaurant, he pulls a “How you doin’?” (when the hell did he become Joey Tribbiani?) on Rehka Sharma. Y’all, for reals, if I ever see that woman on the street, I am running the other way. I don’t care how hot she is, woman is evil. Clearly Dean doesn’t watch Battlestar Galactica or V (okay, it’s not proven that she’s evil on the latter, but come on. She totally is). We see a shot of the kitchen that includes a dismembered arm. Gee, thanks so much for that.

After pie, Dean and Sam see a couple making out in the hall and shortly thereafter some wall-banging sex appears to take place in their room. Except when it actually damages the wall, they get suspicious (Dean and Sam, not the couple). Sam tries to follow creepy bowtie but loses him (meanwhile gaining a bloody nick on his neck.) Dean, off on his own meanwhile, passes an elephant in a bathrobe. When the brothers are back together, they investigate the kitchen (no! don’t go in there!) and find a bowl of something that is decidedly not tomato soup…and a bunch of people screaming in the freezer. Which is when thugs show up and drag Sam and Dean to the shindig.

Gotta say, this ep is a really interesting take on the whole religion/Apocalypse. See, the other gods—Kali, Odin, Ganesh, to name a few—take umbrage that the Angels and their god are ending the world when they were here first. (Of course, these gods don’t particularly get along with each other. Funniest line ever: “Don’t mock my world turtle.”) Much less amusing is the blood sacrifice dinner that is served (cop from the first scene) and I immediately become a vegetarian.

Into this mess walks the Trickster/Gabriel. The other gods know him as Loki and not an angel. He tells the boys he’s there to spring him, but his plan to seduce beautiful and evil Kali the Destroyer go awry when she gets his blood too (binding him and the Winchesters, through their previous “nicks” to her). Apparently, she knows he’s Gabriel and ganks him with his own arch-angel sword. And Tanya screams “nooooooo!”

Sam and Dean agree to help the gods—maybe they can all take down Lucifer together, how very after school special of them—but only if the gods let go of the walking entrees in the freezer. When Dean sees those people safely out of the building, he gets a “psssst, over here" and finds Gabriel hiding in the backseat of a car. (Turns out, he knew better than to have his actual sword on him and Kali got a fake made of orange slice cans.) Gabriel wants Dean to get back their vials of binding blood and then get them out of there before any of them have to confront Lucifer. Did you think Gabe was really dead? I admit, I did. After all, this show is not shy about killing people. (RIP Jo, Ellen, John, Mary, Adam).

As the gods and Winchesters are debating how to kill Lucifer, guess who rings the front bell and announces “checking in?” Dun dun DUH!

Commercial aside: who else totally wants to see The Losers?

Wait a minute, the creepy bowtie guy called Lucifer! (Who says “you did right by calling me” but then kills him anyway.) What follows is gore, carnage and blood spatter as Lucifer (in the decaying human vessel not meant to contain him) systematically dispatches the gods. Only Kali puts up a significant opposition, but she’s clearly losing when guess who swoops in? Gabe! Who stands protectively (and somewhat bad-assedly) in the way as the Winchesters take Kali and escape. Gabe gives a fantastic speech about not being on “your side, or Michael’s—if he was here, I’d shiv his ass too.” No, Gabriel declares himself on the side of “people,” because we’re flawed as all hell but we keep trying. He tells Lucifer that he’s a “big bag of dicks” and this whole thing is a temper tantrum because he was no longer the favorite son when “Dad bought the new baby home.” It’s a fantastic monologue that ends badly when Lucifer senses the real Gabe is behind him. Lucifer doesn’t trick as easily as Kali and he actually gets teary when he kills Gabe. So do I!!! Richard Speight Jr is my favorite recurring character. AUGH. But it was definitely a more worthy death than the earlier Kali fakeout.

After commercial break, we find Sam and Dean watching a porn movie…that stars Gabe. “If you’re watching this, I’m dead. Oh, please. Stop sobbing. It’s embarrassing for all of us. Without me, you got zero shot of killing Lucifer. But you can trap him. That cage you sprung him from? It’s still down there.” The big secret is that with the four rings of the Horsemen, you can trap Lucifer. Now, we have a plan!!!! No more Trickster (sniff) but a plan. Dean reminds us that they’ve already taken the rings from War & Famine, which leaves only Pestilence and Death. Which leads to an absolutely disgusting scene of Pestilence. Oh, thanks, show, you couldn’t let me end on a halfway decent and non-grossed-out note?

Yucky, but definitely moved the story forward with a new twist. I’m not thrilled about Gabe’s death but thought it was well written (and as always, he did a great job with the material.) What did you guys think?

12 comments:

MJFredrick said...

I'm totally going to see The Losers this weekend. The dh PROMISED.

I loved the plan! I don't know how they're going to take care of it in 3 measly episodes, though.

And I was sad about Gabe, too, but you're right, worthy death.

TerriClark said...

Great recap! I was so happy to see a plan. Man, was Lucifer bad ass. I thought the other Gods should've seemed more powerful though, Kali aside. Hated to see the Trickster go. I'm sure a lot of fans are upset about that one. Of course, I keep wondering if he really is dead. Sure seems that way, but I figure they always have an out with a character like that.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

I totally want to see The Losers, too!

Great writeup, Tanya! I thought about you through the entire last scene. It was:

"Yay, Matt Frewer!"

"Ewww, oohhh, nooo, eewww, poor Tanya, ewwww..."

"Matt Frewer is so awesome!"

"Ewwwwww, gaaahhhh, gROSSS, poor Tanya, erghlh."

"It's MAX HEADROOM, Number One!"

Number One: WTH?

I shall pat myself on the back about the first death. I spent a moment or two thinking about how it wasn't as spectacular as Zachariah's and then it hit me: The Trickster never dies!

I hate Lucifer. *sob* GABRIEL.

I, too, wished the gods had been slightly more powerful, but I LOVED bringing in the world religions perspective and Kali's speech, as well as Gabriel's speech to Lucifer.

You know what I especially liked? It was love that made Gabriel man up. They might not come right out and say it, but love is really what motivates every bit of bravery on this show.

MJFredrick said...

LOL, I had the same reaction to Pestilence!

Tanya Michaels said...

Well, thanks for y'all's sympathy :-) I'm cringing in anticipation of Pestilence getting more screen time.

Nat, you are so right about why Gabriel finally stood up to his brother. (Wow, this show is an entire treatise on dysfunctional families...) And while I'm sad to see him go, I think he went out heroically and memorably. That last shot, of him lying dead atop the imprint of angel wings? Nice.

TerriClark said...

Yes, I was totally cringing and moaning over Pestilence. And the flies! I actually had this creepy weird Amityville Horror fly infestion in my college dorm once. Serious to God. It was horrifying.

Nat, I loved that they brought the world religions in too. And love is definitely a major theme. Lucifer actually seemed pained about killing his brother.

Trish Milburn (Tricia Mills) said...

I wasn't sure how I'd like this episode, but I ended up really liking it. Thought Gabe had some great lines. And him in a porn movie at the end -- LOL!

I think I'll go see The Losers tomorrow to celebrate getting my proposal done. Love lots of the dialogue in the trailer -- Blackgyver! LOL! Have to say I kinda like the dude in the hat.

Tanya, I always love your recaps, and I had to laugh (and agree) about Rekha Sharma. She's so a baddie on V.

MJFredrick said...

Watching again...and you forgot an important point! Baldur was a hottie! I looked up his images, not as good as his portrayal here, though :)

Yes, I'm shallow.

Maureen Child said...

I'm late weighing in, but is it ever too late to discuss the Boys? I don't think so.

I HATED that Gabriel died. It was an awesome speech though. And Lucifer is having a tantrum, the big weiner.

Also, can i just say EW about the scene with Pestilence???

TerriClark said...

Have you all seen there's been backlash from the Hindu community over this episode?

http://blog.taragana.com/e/2010/04/24/hindus-upset-over-trivialization-of-their-gods-in-an-hollywood-tv-episode-112693/

MJFredrick said...

Urrr...clearly they're not watching all the time, because SPN hasn't exactly been respectful of the Christian version, either.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

I'd seen references to it, but didn't go seek the full brouhaha. I don't care to. I'm all about the big picture right now, and I'm not going to let inaccuracies bother me. Though maybe they're being deliberately ironic. :) Anyway, like I said before, I'm watching it as mythology, and mythology gets adapted and redefined all the time. Look at Percy Jackson and the Olympians! Are the Greeks complaining about Rick Riordan? :)